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Old Sep 29, 2006, 06:45 AM // 06:45   #241
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cause you lose self control when you drink it.

why do you have such poor self control?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 06:50 AM // 06:50   #242
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I'm like a crack whore.

Why am I going to play my ps2?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 06:54 AM // 06:54   #243
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cause you can hear it calling your name ...

can vegetarians date non-vegetarians?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 07:09 AM // 07:09   #244
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ya but someone is going to commit suicide

can prisms eat pigs?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 07:27 AM // 07:27   #245
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no, extra bacon is the only authorised member of this forum to eat vitamin Pig, and is the only member of theforum able to grant other members permission to eat vitamin Pig.


How much vitamin Pig should the wammo be allowed
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 07:28 AM // 07:28   #246
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100 pieces

why am i a wammo?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 07:37 AM // 07:37   #247
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because you're just...just a little bit slow.
But it's ok...we don't mind.


Too much



How many wammos can you fit in a phone box?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 07:40 AM // 07:40   #248
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398.

how much sex does a full weekend of partying typically yield?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 07:46 AM // 07:46   #249
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2 "doses"


What's the government recommended daily amount of sex?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 07:49 AM // 07:49   #250
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the government doesn't approve of sex.
it's all quite underground, y'know.

how many ecto wh0res have you met during your adventures in GW?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 07:52 AM // 07:52   #251
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none.


can I be your "ecto wh0re"?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 07:54 AM // 07:54   #252
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no.
-.-

have you tried looking for an ecto daddy ingame?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 08:03 AM // 08:03   #253
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no, I was hopeing you would fill that role!


can I have an ecto please?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 08:07 AM // 08:07   #254
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no, i don't have any.
you'll have to hunt for pink bits elsewhere.

why am i suddenly craving cookies?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 08:11 AM // 08:11   #255
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because cookies are DAMN NICE!


do you find the ones with the slightly "uncooked"/"soft" middles nicer?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 08:15 AM // 08:15   #256
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maybe. if i knew what you were talking about. you're still talking about cookies, right? maybe i should bake a cake. it's been a while. mmmm cake ...

when was the last physical fight you've been in?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 08:23 AM // 08:23   #257
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mmm, cake.

I don't do fights. Never have done. That's how I stay so pretty.


How pretty are you on a scale of 1 to 10? 10 being god damn beautiful.
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 08:31 AM // 08:31   #258
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hmmm ... i'm probably a -7. yes, negative. i'm so hideously ugly, i have to walk around town with a mask or a paper bag on. i'm sure pwnd understands that cause he's something like a -5 or so i believe.

what bout you?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 08:57 AM // 08:57   #259
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i'm most certainly a 9

always room for improvement!


How many wammos does it take to farm an ecto?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 09:03 AM // 09:03   #260
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doesn't matter how many wammos you have, you won't succeed. wammos are incapable of farming ectos.

what's the best sauce to accompany chicken?
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